Running before you can walk.

We’ve all done it.

At one stage or another we’ve all let our imagination get just that little bit carried away with itself.

Me, I’ve already decided that Peter Jackson (of Lord of the Rings fame) will direct the film adaptations of the Amy Grace adventures – why wouldn’t he?

Musically I’m torn as to who will do the soundtrack, sometimes I pick Trent Razor (Nine Inch Nails), and then I pick Florence Welch (Florence and the Machine) convinced that she’d jump at the chance to warble away… possibly a collaboration with The Pogues – why not.  Flip even Fergal Sharkey makes an appearance in such runaway dreams – such are the indulgencies of an active imagination… 

Oh, for the runaway fantasies of a writer whose debut novel has still yet to be published.

Natalie Merchant would be on the soundtrack – obviously.

I’ve never squared the circle of a theme tune – genre or artist.  Amy needs a recognisable tune, no pressure but those who sing will need to really earn their supper!    

Characters and cast – that one has never really taken off.

Amy would be the hardest to cast.  She MUST be a redhead, gotta be petite and simply must be five feet and two inches (or metric equivalent) tall. 

I think I’ve settled on debut thespians, on the unknown signing up for the series and using its (inevitable) success to launch Oscar heavy careers.

Anyway, that’s me, deluded fantasy chasing writer and teller of tall tales.

Stay safe, hug those you love and tell them so every chance you get!

Go Big or Go Home

I started writing the first iterations of the Amy Grace adventures many years ago.

Version 1.0 Amy Grace: Khartoum started life sometime around 2015.

The central tale has remained unchanged; the telling has hopefully improved with each review and addition.

I now sit with Amy Grace: Payne (10.1) as the latest version of that original tall tale.

The words we can count, the hours taken to create them, at these we can only hazard a rough guess.

We’ve gone through the full range of emotions, all the highs, and a lot of lows.

Euphoria has shone at the joy of our creation, self-doubt kicked away at my heels and done its very best to try and drag me down.

Yet here we still stand.

We’ve adapted to the feedback from Beta Readers.

Chapter one was rewritten, scenes amended and some deleted.

We’ve had a developmental edit recommend changes – again most of these we’ve incorporated.

Polish polish polish… rinse and repeat.

At some point, now that I’ve firmly taken the decision to self-publish, I’m going to have to do just that.

Its not poor reviews, or indeed any negative reactions that I fear, it’s the NOT offering the very absolute most polished version of this tale to the world that worries me so…

If I fall flat on my face, then so be it, but let it not be due to poor preparation and presentation.

Titivate, titivate.

At what point do I have to just let go?

Statistics tell us that a debut novel (self-published) will sell between 100 – 250 copies.

If I continue with third party assistance (editing/formatting/cover) I will need to sell 400 to break even.

The odds are NOT in my favour.

Bugger.

Bugger, bugger, bugger.

Procrastination is indeed killing me.

Amy Grace: Payne WILL hit the world April 2026.

I will pay for a cover – it was always the plan; copy edit as best I can and then set Amy free into the big, crowded world of KDP published novels.

Maybe she’ll thrive, maybe the world wants to read the tale of a flawed heroine, who gets knocked down, but rises back to her feat every time.

Stay safe, hug those you love.