We all know the rules, so the less said the better.
We also know what hobbies not to talk about, what utterances are beyond mere social faux pas.
LARP has a certain social contagion akin to going public with your fascination for Post Boxes…
Some things are best kept to yourself, or only shared with carefully vetted likeminded individuals.
Scribbling out the depths of your imagination is one of those such pastimes.
This uniquely languishes in a bit of a paradox not suffered by any other pastime.
You really want to talk about your ‘thing,’ you so desperately want folk to read your ‘thing.’
But you cannot, unlike a vegan or a CrossFit cyclist evangelise your passion – those pale emaciated spandex folk get an eye roll – you get open mouthed disbelief!
If innocently asked about your tall tales, and without being able to help yourself, you purge your very soul and tell all about rape, murder, magic, and disembowelling your enemies…
You speak with the intoxication of a true believer, you pause only to circle back to explain a brilliantly crafted plot twists, or those oh so cleaver pop references (for those in the know) that rest hidden in the text.
Your eyes have rolled all the way back, you have passed speaking in tongues, you can see no colleagues in the office, you only have visions of lightning storms, passionate lovers, and vanquished foes…
You tell all.
It’s cathartic.
It’s a mistake.
Your desk now has a group of co-workers who’ve shuffled back that little bit further than a double masked and triple jabbed Covid-19 devotee…
It’s not the air conditioning that has dropped the room temperature – it’s YOU.
Nobody will come into the kitchen while you are in… that mild mannered (if somewhat eccentric) man is now seen through a prism of death and destruction – even the purple haired girl who likes to think she is the office devotee of all thing Poe and Goth gives you a wide birth.
So, you work from home for a few days.
A bit of remote distance may help things shuffle back into place.
You won’t mention it again.
But, fuck, did it feel good!
Stay safe & remain sane!